Well, we probably won't blog for a while, and I know we haven't blogged for a while anyway. I got a gift certificate for writing a books so we'll be concentrating on that. Then we'll be back. For Autumn's birthday we all dressed up like Indians, even Mom and Nathaniel. We didn't put up the pictures last time because we didn't know if Mom and Nathaniel would let us. Now we have a new cold picture of Indians. Those weird pictures are me taking pictures of myself. I just got into the camera and had a little fun. Autumn was begging me to put her picture of Indians on my blog. The last pictures I just plopped on there like a piece of pie on a plate. That's about all. See ya when I have my book done! Keep on checking my blog. A lot of the time I won't have a new post but sometimes I will. Check my blog every day. Hugs and kisses from Asher.
October is my favorite season of the year....except December. First of all Dad had a birthday. It has been a long time since I've blogged but I'm on a fall ball team now. Our season is almost over. I'm going to play next year. Then Autumn had her birthday. She got a lot of stuff like Indians. She likes those. Then finally Mom had her birthday. Her birthday was late because she went out to eat with Dad. When she got home the house was all nice. Then the next morning was my birthday! On Mom's birthday 9 years ago she spent her whole birthday in the hospital waiting for me to come out. I wanted my own birthday so I waited till the next day... that was my strategy. So if you didn't understand, my birthday was basically the next day. I got a very good thing that I've been wanting all year, a backstop. Nathaniel and Dad are very fun to play catch with but they're not always willing to because they have work. They're not 9-year-olds with too much time on their hands. I got snake skin boots and a backstop and a chocolate bar and another book certificate. And Autumn drew me a picture. And Nathaniel gave me two really nice pocket knives. I don't have a picture of them but I wish that I did. We went to Lake Russell. Years ago we had a great dog named Solomon. Every year for his birthday we went to Lake Russell and he played in the creek. We went to the creek too and we played in the water. If you were wondering Solomon is dead now. He's been dead for a long time. There's been a whole bunch of other stuff that's happened in October but this is what I wanted to talk about. My birthday dinner was Chinese food...kind of. I had Chinese food a while before but today my team is going out for Mexican food.
I went to the coach’s house. He had a water slide. I was
surprised that only five of my teammates were there. I had a lot of fun on the
water slide with everyone who did come. I got my trophy and I have a picture of
it. See Holly. She looks like she’s eating dog food. Apparently she likes it
because she stuck her hand in a few times. (She didn’t really eat it.) We went
to the Dover’s house and Eli wandered off with another boy. The boy was showing
him the water and Eli fell in. He fell in barbed wire and was stuck. This is
the weird part. A pediatrician was already there. He
came out to see what was happening. Mr. Dover came out with clippers and cut a
piece out of the fence. Then he pulled the barbed wire out of Eli’s leg. Eli
apologized for wandering off. He still has a dent in his leg. Eli just now
said, “Ooh, right here.” Holly just now fell at a table. She’s fine. Holly’s
done crying now. We’ve been having a lot of rain lately. I made myself a house
in our town in the back yard. I’ve been making traffic lights. We made one
hanging over the road and it was great. It was held up by a tarp that was the
roof of my house. When it rained the water filled up my tarp because there was
nothing solid on the bottom of my tarp. So when the rain came it filled up the
tarp and everything collapsed. I figured that out just yesterday. I decided
that since there was nothing solid under my tarp I could put a stick sticking
up in my house to make my roof slant. That would save our traffic light and my
house. We went tothe community garden today. I ate blackberries. That’s my story
of the week. Amen.
I went to the Smokies and ate steak and potatoes. Dad and
Nathaniel caught fish. I found my favorite place in the world! We had a lot of
fish get off.
We saw five snakes. One was flat on the road. One I almost
stepped on. I was hopping off of a rock, and when I was about to step on the
snake it hopped into the water. That scared me…a lot. I was walking on the
shore and one of the snakes swam next to me. Two were in the water swimming.
They weren’t together, but we saw two in the water.
Nathaniel played on The Pickin’ Porch. I found one of the
weirdest dulcimers in the whole world…I think it is. The Clemmers had a two-person
dulcimer. They played it during the Pickin’ Porch.
My favorite stuff... I know that sometime when I get old and lose my hair and all my teeth I'll look at this (if I'm not blind) and I'll see all my favorite stuff when I was 8. It still might be some of my favorite stuff when I'm 189...if I'm that old...probably won't be. I think that I could have most of the stuff that I have in my favorite stuff but this is just some of the stuff that I felt like getting out. I could have a whole screen full of army guys. That is if I get the ones off of Amazon with 1,000 army guys. I guess I got a little distracted with the screen full of a thousand army guys. These are some of my favourite things.
Autumn and Eli did a neat puppet show but oops- it really didn't go well. They were getting in a cardboard box-both of them- and they flipped! Autumn and I like to be old people. See our costumes. I have $10,000,000,000! I'm rich! On the other hand it's just English money and it's not like I'd spend it, it'd be worth $1. That's all I can say about my money. Eli no, sorry, I'll get back to my blog. Oh and if you don't remember, Eliot, Eli I mean he's in my introduction. That's what's been happening this week!
I like books very, very much! Whenever I read
a book I feel like I'm in another world. When I'm in another world I don't know
what anyone is doing. Even if someone is talking to me I don't hear. I like
books. I'm looking at a pirate book right now. I read Christopher Columbus and
I learned something. I sort of taught it to myself by reading it. The person on
the poop deck tells the forecast. I learned that some of the weapons that
pirates use are cannons, a fire pot, a musket, a dagger and a grabbing hook. There's
another one that sort of looks like a sword and there's another one that I
don't know the word. There's another one that looks like a swivel gun. I've
read probably 1,000 books in my whole life...maybe even more. Those books are
the best books ever and I've still got more to learn. The End
Well, we probably won't blog for a while, and I know we haven't blogged for a while anyway. I got a gift certificate for writing a books so we'll be concentrating on that. Then we'll be back. For Autumn's birthday we all dressed up like Indians, even Mom and Nathaniel. We didn't put up the pictures last time because we didn't know if Mom and Nathaniel would let us. Now we have a new cold picture of Indians. Those weird pictures are me taking pictures of myself. I just got into the camera and had a little fun. Autumn was begging me to put her picture of Indians on my blog. The last pictures I just plopped on there like a piece of pie on a plate. That's about all. See ya when I have my book done! Keep on checking my blog. A lot of the time I won't have a new post but sometimes I will. Check my blog every day. Hugs and kisses from Asher.
