Asher's Mix: I'm Being Attacked!

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

I'm Being Attacked!

Help! Black widows are everywhere! If you don't come I'll be attacked! One of them has a leg sticking out of its head and one of them's attacking me! They're just everywhere! The refrigerator is empty. Well maybe they're not real because one of them has a face and blond hair and is wearing a helmet and black pants. And one's just got a tie on it's back and shorts and my shorts on its head and a shirt. If we touch anything in the house a black widow jumps out and gets you. That's what I think...or a human jumps out and gets you. They either have a helmet or my shorts on its head. Well I think I'll just have to deal with it for a day or two but I think I'll still buy some black widow spray. See you later!

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Hi, my name is Asher and I am 897 years old. I'm really 9. I have 5 brothers
and sisters. Why I made my blog called Asher’s mix is I don’t have one thing
that I’ve just really grabbed on and like- I have a lot of them. The reason I’m
doing this blog is it’s fun to do and people can know about me. And my sister
thought it would be good for me to learn about the computer stuff and once I
get a job or something I’m probably going to have a little more interesting of
a blog. It’s pretty interesting now but it will be more interesting when I can
blog about a job.

My sister, Sarah she has a very good art business and she
sells coasters and pictures and cornhusk dolls and cards and stuff like that.
She makes a lot of money off it. She has new Indian and pilgrim dolls. My
sister Autumn is really enjoying her Indians made out of pipe cleaners and hot
glue and cotton balls. My little sister Autumn is 6 years old and she wants to
be an artist or a painter or something someday. Holly, the baby she just lives
life easy. She just lays in her car seat or sits on Mom’s lap. She’s about
8 months old. My little brother, Eli, he really, really likes cars and
stuff and monster trucks. I like giving him some of my matchbox cars to get him
to do things. It works. My big brother, Nathaniel, he’s really good at playing
the dulcimer. And he’s teaching me. He’s won four very big neat competitions.
Instead of having one teacher to teach him all of his work he watches people’s
hands and listens to patterns and stuff. Well that’s a little about my brothers
and sisters. By the Way Nathaniel’s 15, Eli’s 4 and Sarah’s 18 and Holly, my
little tiny sister is 8 months and Autumn, my medium sister is 7. So there’s a little
bit about them. I really like Sarah’s art and Nathaniel’s dulcimer stuff is
interesting. I really like it. I’m just so glad to have a big family. My dad
works for a fish story I blogged about. He’s really good at it. He writes for
hundreds, maybe millions of magazines. My mom stays home and homeschools us and
she cleans and cooks and does stuff around the house and naps when she can and
takes care of Holly. I’m so glad that my family doesn’t have to go to school
every day. I’m just glad to be home. Bye.