Scary Town

 We have a town. We have a road. We have an opera. We have wildebeests. We have a pet shop. Nathaniel built the road very well. He dug out a hole and filled it with dirt. About that picture of Sarah being a  jet plane. She's dancing on the opera. Nathaniel built the stage. He made a sign that fell down. Sarah painted the bricks. The dogs, one came from the junk yard, one came from people. There's a horrible commercial going on now. Those dogs. They're so spoiled. They have a dog house. They have a fence. They just have a fence of beauty. Did you know one thing. This is something that really happened. I was standing with my siblings and my mom showed up and said, "Boo!". My whole body shook. It is one of the weirdest things that happened to me. Your whole body would have shook...literally.

Exercising and Costumes

How many times do I have to tell them, "Don't get into Mom's weights"? A thousand times. Anyway I guess I won't tell anyone because you know you're just a cute little guy who likes to dress up like black widows and attack me. You're just little weird people. Those people, no they are not me I just took the picture. One of them dressed especially for the occasion. One wanted to go to a fashion show but Ma said they couldn't. But then Ma said they could. He stripped off his shirt she put on her monkeys and they went to the costume party. That's what I think but I was in New York. I'm gonna call. That's sort of not true but anyway. See ya.

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I'm Being Attacked!

 

Help! Black widows are everywhere! If you don't come I'll be attacked! One of them has a leg sticking out of its head and one of them's attacking me! They're just everywhere! The refrigerator is empty. Well maybe they're not real because one of them has a face and blond hair and is wearing a helmet and black pants. And one's just got a tie on it's back and shorts and my shorts on its head and a shirt. If we touch anything in the house a black widow jumps out and gets you. That's what I think...or a human jumps out and gets you. They either have a helmet or my shorts on its head. Well I think I'll just have to deal with it for a day or two but I think I'll still buy some black widow spray. See you later!

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My Roman Noodles for Lunch

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I like Roman noodles and I know how to make them. My tiny siblings liked them. I did too. I wanted to stick my head in there but Ma said I couldn't. That's sort of not true but... anyway it's a blog. You should have seen them. Their heads were boiling with how good the noodles tasted. Smoke was coming out. Nathaniel is a happy kid. That's what I think. Well he's cute. Miss Charle' thinks I'm cute. Nathaniel works with Mr. Kenneth. Everyone thinks my brother is a cutie pie.

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